Conan O’Brien : (3)

" A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’ " - Conan O'Brien

" According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here. " - Conan O'Brien

" Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42. " - Conan O'Brien