Carl Hiaasen : (3)

" When I’m deciding to read a book, I never open to the first chapter, because that’s been revised and worked over 88 times. I’ll just turn to the middle of the book, to the middle of a chapter, and just read a random page and I’ll know right away whether this is the real deal or not. " - Carl Hiaasen

" It’s easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian aspects of the healthcare debate. " - Carl Hiaasen

" They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A. " - Carl Hiaasen