Bill Engvall : (6)

" I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, ‘I’m stupid.’ " - Bill Engvall

" The one thing people like about my show is it’s universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, ‘Something like that happened to me.’ " - Bill Engvall

" It’s funny: people who meet me say, ‘I thought you’d be different.’ But I’m still the same guy. " - Bill Engvall

" My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are… the ones breaking into your house. " - Bill Engvall

" I used to hunt and fish. " - Bill Engvall

" I learned that you don’t take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that’s stupid because I don’t go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower. " - Bill Engvall