Bill Burr : (7)

" When I watch ‘Breaking Bad,’ my stomach is in knots. " - Bill Burr

" Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he’s like, ‘Umm, I’m taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate’s, like, half Afghani, so it’s going to cause some static.’ " - Bill Burr

" I think it’s hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He’s always kayaking or playing jai alai like he’s some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn’t doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing. " - Bill Burr

" I can’t quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn’t Trump or Hillary, though. I didn’t like either one of them. " - Bill Burr

" I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it’s that same fear. " - Bill Burr

" Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. " - Bill Burr

" I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I’d like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four killer scenes. You don’t have the responsibility of the entire movie being on you. I like those roles. I’m shooting for the middle. " - Bill Burr