Aziz Ansari : (4) " Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever. " - Aziz Ansari " One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it’s Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. " - Aziz Ansari " Even in my stand-up, there’s a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. " - Aziz Ansari " Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. " - Aziz Ansari