Ali Wong : (8)

" The more socially conscious you are, the better the work you make. " - Ali Wong

" I’m addicted to picking my nose. In a world of red tape and bureaucracy, where it takes forever to buy a house or get a cell-phone plan going, it’s so instant to just stick your finger up there and go for something your own body produces. " - Ali Wong

" Women, a lot of the time, are so much funnier than men, but they just choose not to do comedy for a living. " - Ali Wong

" For the first year I lived in New York, I never ate out. I literally just ate lentils and brown rice at home. Sometimes I’d treat myself to this half chicken from Chinatown that cost $3.50. " - Ali Wong

" My husband and I went to Japan for our honeymoon, and you look at, like, the presentation of the food, and it’s ridiculous. It looks like a Mondrian painting or something. Everything looks like a bunch of little Hello Kitty erasers when you eat a little bento box in Japan. It’s so precise and beautiful and processed and neat. " - Ali Wong

" You become like a vampire when you’re pregnant: your senses are so sensitive, and your emotions are so heightened – that helps with performance because you really feel things. " - Ali Wong

" I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good! " - Ali Wong

" When you’re a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died. " - Ali Wong